May 2012
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wibbly-wobbly, bloggy-woggy: Zombie apocalypse... →
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ihopericksantorum:
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort…
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I hurt myself. :-(
I fractured or sprained my wrist. AND on my right wrist which means no more drawing.
I’m also typing on my mom’s iPod Touch w/ my left hand. So that means i’m typing uber duber slowly & making tons of typos. so enjoy my pain.
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tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think your clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
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TO EVERYDAYYOUARELOVED.
Mary. Mary. Mary.
You have no ask box for me to ask you questions. Only a submit one.
Also, I like the cloudy background. It’s so puuurtty. :-)
And how do you add a background again?
SOOOO, YA. Now enjoy this random gif.